If the eyebrows are not split, you must acquit!

Probably the Book of Mormon original Broadway cast recording. But I’d have to cut out 1 song, that’d be difficult to choose which one.

Just don’t name it Steve. You’re in for a world of troubles with GPU Steve.

When all you have is a hammer, everything is a nail.

Studies have shown that white text is far less likely to be shot deleted.

Oh we definitely do! Definitely for this, and definitely for many other things.

Sweet! What does mine say?

He just knows the best defense is a good offense.

/s

Hey, never say never! The climate is changing after all…

Yeah, school.in the 90’s was so gay.

I think this is gay eraser

In an appointment with my psychiatrist doing the questionnaire, they were asking the questions, and I’d answer and they’d fill it out.

At one of the questions they say “this one is about fidgeting/not being able to sit still and I’m just gonna go ahead and fill that one in.”

I was like, “but I’ve been sitting still. I thought I was doing a good job sitting still, wasn’t I?”

Looks me dead in the eyes, “no, no you weren’t.”

A previous job of mine wanted people in my team to volunteer for being on call overnight for a week at a time.

No-one did, so they forced us. I emailed all managers involved including HR I said that I would like to opt-out for various reasons like family, mental and physical health, and also that the pay was in no way adequate for what they wanted. Again they pushed, so I replied with I’ll do it but would be unavailable most afternoons and evenings with my kids and things they have on. That I also won’t be able to answer after going to sleep because I take my mental health very seriously and need quality sleep to function.

So the first night I slept peacefully as I normally do as I have my phone set to go to DND automatically. I got called in because I didn’t answer a call that came in last night, I asked when it was, about midnight, and said well that’s because I was asleep.

Go to the next 2 mangers up, say the same thing and they say that I need to answer. I explain the email stating that I would be unable to answer calls at many times including when asleep and how no-one replied with that being a problem. One of the managers was like, wait up, you flagged this; yup; can you send me the email chain; yup. Got removed and told I wouldn’t need to worry about doing it anymore.

It found a new job shortly after that.

Good ol’ fascism! You can always count on fascism to to help people. Well, the right people. I mean, some of the right people, maybe a small subset of the right people.

Very nice!

Ain’t nothin’ but a heartache

Snake… answer me, Snake… Snaaake!

Bigfoot was paid by the Illuminati!

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