Conservatism is inappropriate and should be openly shunned just like racism, misogyny, bigptry, homophobia, xenophobia and other forms of conservatism already are.
Do your part to end conservatism in all its hateful forms. Disown conservatives in your daily life. Do not engage in business or personal relationships with them.
There is no such thing as “good conservatism”. There never has been.
A new beer for conservatives to hate. “OnLy WoKe BeEr GeTs GrOwN lIkE ThAt! HaiL jEsUs!”