Simpsons Doom sounds interesting!

Can I play that first one when my wife is around?

Happy birthday! There must be a cheaper way to get mayo!

Really appreciate this, just wish it was a rule everywhere! I sometimes notice a whole lot of the same kind of posts in my feed, this might fix that. Thanks!

“Do you wanna see a macaque?”

• “I hope you’re not Italian!?!!!”

Eat some dim sum.

If it’s a girl you could call her Behemothany!