As it turns out, actually, WE are the ones who are stranded.

Seriously might be taking too internet

Does air-dropping trash count as an attack?

Can confirm. I am from the year 2124, and I do not understand the meaning of this message.

And fwiw, I love my mb air m2 (going from a 2017 mbp) . So if someone DOES prefer something thinner with the tradeoffs that entails, that product already exists!

I never really liked them growing up, but in recent years there have been some really good varieties popping up. Cosmic Crisp, Sugarbee, Kanzi.

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This is peak humor idk why anyone’s downvoting this 😂

I found the squirrel

I bought Microsoft Office Home & Student 2021 … a one-time non-subscription purchase. Today I found this:

I was able to figure out how to “re-activate” without signing up to 365. But damn sure seems like a dark pattern to me

Joke’s on you. I get daily ads WITHOUT getting message or match notifications. I have successfully decoupled.

Makes sense if the average includes the hours of zero calls when their phone line is closed

Damn ur battery even lower than mine

"Of course, fixing these kinds of issues won’t push your product deadlines back at all. But we’ll be thankful to you! "

I mean what they have to do is obvious, right? Only one of these two options can help increase ad revenue.

I mean uhhhh sure I believe you. I have no reason not to. But I never really was questioning that to begin with. My comment was never really meant to be taken seriously; It was just supposed to be a snide joke about “old people use fb”.

I mean tbf 1 line of text under two large photos is easy enough to miss if not expecting there to be text there. I’d recc putting full text above photo next time.

So, just to double-check, the it’s-not-just-boomers proof is comments from fb, ya?

Why did you, personally, poorly censor the word “sex”? I will never recover from your injustice

Okay I’ll come clean; I literally chose the range “120-140 years” by looking up the year that term was coined (1904) 😂