Good news. Whoever still thought it was still possible to get some slack by kissing Trump’s ass are now fully caught up with the reality that he is an unreasonable prick.

Now the real decoupling of economies from the US can begin.

Wait until we learn that India and Pakistan will have to cede territory to Russia somehow.

The moment they start trash talking they suddenly start losing badly.

Being the convicted rapist that he is, Trump can’t take no for an answer.

Teams will die for Copilot somehow.

Imagine if he fails to be elected again in the partials

The most infuriating part is that they call it an “upgrade”

Hence why they very rarely include expandable storage as an option on their devices. Gotta overcharge the suckers for a laughably small increase in storage space. Or even better: Have them pay monthly fees for cloud storage.

“Wait a minute. Are we the baddies?”

Ferengi Q-Tip

Trump picked a fight with the biggest kid in the school right after insulting and backstabbing all his friends. Now he’s crawling back begging his friends to come and help him.

If Trump wants the US’s ex-allies to help, he better step down from the presidency. It is the only way I see anyone willing to help the US right now.

He used “humanitarian truces” to trick and kill Ukrainians before.

The only reason why he does it is because he sees it as an occasion to gain an advantage somehow.

Only $4000 for the entry model. That’s how much it costs once the tariffs on the semiconductors that you simply cannot produce in the country for at least 10 more years even if you tried has been covered, the salaries high enough to motivate people to willingly work the assembly lines now that immigrant workers are gone, and the markup needed to cover the cost of completely creating an entire supply chain from scratch as well as paying back the insane debt that results from the outrageous high risk investments this would require and that frankly no investor would want to touch with a 10 foot pole.

It’s a sign of greed. Musk wants to sell his Teslas and doesn’t care about stepping all over Trump’s “plans” for it.

I can’t wait to see his reaction to that.

What the US needs is an exorcist

And this is why most corporations get rid of their CEOs if they become toxic to the brand. But Musk has placed people who are loyal to him on the board. That’s how he stole the company from its original founders and this is how he’ll be allowed to run the company into the ground as if he owned it.

“No it won’t. It will be the best deal small red towns will ever see. You lovely people won’t believe the tremendous wealth that is coming. And if it doesn’t and you end up starving and homeless it is because of Biden.”

Is there even one “American” car that is 100% made in America?

That will piss off a lot of Americans.

It really is like Homer being angry he’s not allowed in the No Homers Club

Stop acting surprised. We all know Trump wants to be friends with Putin and Putin is exploiting the crap out of him for it.

Trump is a Putin simp.