could be a spider nest/eggsack. I had to take my whole grill apart and found one right at the end of a burner tube

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You got time to duck?

Gen X is getting AARP literature in the mail. I know some people who’s kids have graduated college.

Unmuted Porn from a crackly laptop speaker

I mean, you put a bib on him. He’s a hungy lil baby

it looks like a forbidden lovers rendezvous…

you know we shouldn’t do this…but I love you…but, we can’t!

It’s called a Wifi Enabled Cat Warmer.

vacation? that would crazy.

Where’s diabeetus?

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again.

“the FUCK you gonna do?” on their faces makes me immeasurably happy

Spawn and Die

I’m using old mac osx with some arbitrary california name? on a tower from 2009? I had to hack the shit out of it to get it to run anything modern. did I win?

For real though, I know of 3 Tacoma’s that have over 300k miles and are in daily driver condition.

I used to get sandwich bags of weed from a guy that was a “DJ”. He would weigh out 3.5 grams on a triple beam scale stolen from the science classes at a local high school. Also, I could smoke cigarettes at high school in a special shed.

if you’re going this far to get wrecked, just do heroin

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Ad"Choices"…ugh, get stuffed.

Do you like camping in a submarine in a volcano of dust and radiation? Let’s Go to the Colonies!