That’s one sign of a bad headline.

It’s a song!

I really like when they drink the green goo and pretend it’s the best.

Jolly Roger isn’t a pirate flag. But somehow we just know.

Put the phone down, scratch your nuts, and go to sleep ffs.

That was the best?!?

I thought that X was a brand of CP.

Probably a LOT younger

It’s normal in a silly mustache disguise!

Like offices?

Everything is dicks.

Tin foil is not a recommended replacement for most applications of electrical tape. In case someone gets some bad ideas lol

Fucking Spain

No, you can’t see it.

What, you don’t have a perfect memory of what comment you were going to leave when you were taking a shit 6 hours ago?

I might remember if I forget to flush.

Y’all seem to be taking your first shower.

Well I wouldn’t Lemmy in the kitchen or near any food.

Can we sue Nivea for inflicting dyslexia on us?

Were you a mod by any chance?

don’t you feel this is so MUCH better than reddit, people are way nicer and have higher IQ

I feel like I bought a Prius 🫤