El Barto

Soon, let them stab themselves some more.

Shhh, you’ll make people notice that it’s local powers attacking our rights and not some evil foreign power of the week.

If people would interact with others as they would do face to face.

Man, I’d never say anything online if I did that.

I hate it, I’m quite ticklish and growing up my family thought it was fun to tickle me because I would always laugh loud and Wrigley around, that’s only because it didn’t feel nice like I assume other people feel, it hurt a bit to be tickled and when it’s getting done for long enough it makes you cry, yeah tickling can fuck right off, I’ll fight you now if you try.

Man, you got catfished by the Washington post haha.

At least we’ve moved on from killing them in the street.

Poor hitch-hiking bot.

When you make your hobby your job.

Don’t you know you’re supposed to dissect every single frame of a movie, so you can point out all of the inaccuracies and vaguely relevant plot holes!

Xitter is pronounced Shitter, like the Chinese president.

Pffft amateur…

Jar Jar Binks was a great character.

He’s just some Linus that we used to know.

Well come on in Jeffrey, there’s always room for you here!

Holy shit, it’s you!

Next thing you’re gonna get a small section of one of your files in an email.

It’s the best of both worlds!

Someone needs a cookie and a nap I see.

Where do I sign up for who’re mining?

Uganda?

Naww, someone got a thesaurus for their birthday!

Me reading pannel 4: … you son of a bitch!