I only like raw asparagus. If it is cooked, it tastes nasty as hell

Holy shit

Damnnn that is one interpretation of drunk driving. "officer, you don’t understand, drunk driving putting everyones life and freedom at risk is what makes us human

major cities

Yeah, I don’t live near one of those. I’d probably raise my carbon footprint more by driving an hour than I would buying a different milk.

I don’t get it. Why are you reaching for the police officers weapon?

I know. Almond milk is a huge waste of water. But unfortunately, it’s harder to find others like oat and soy in their unsweetened variants.

How would an AI ever know the difference between a 17.5 year old and an 18 year old anyways?

Okay well maybe not the 17 year old

Edit: hmm… depends on context

That’s awesome, I love drug dealing robo-dogs

My grandma got into snowbabies lol

I also have some correspondence with them saved where they might have mentioned Stuart Little. There was one of those site chats that neocities sites often have

https://nyapokamyau.neocities.org/

It’s pretty crazy and kind of disturbing, even though it’s just text. Use find on page to search for “Stuart Little”

Warning: it’s batshit insane and kinda disturbing.

https://nyapokamyau.neocities.org/

I found the quote about Stuart Little

I HATE DRUNKS AND I HATE DRUGS AND I FUCKING HATE STUART LITTLE. FUCK HIM. DISGUSTING PERVERT GROOMER MIDGET FUCKING SHIT EATER.

I found this one crazy schizophrenic-sounding blog once and this person hated Stuart Little so much. I wonder if this is why.

Not really. This would all happen so fast and be emotionally, not logically, driven.

It’s a Samsung “feature”. If you turn the volume up high enough, it warns you about hearing loss. Even if what you are listening to is super quiet so you have to turn it up to hear, and even if you are connected to a speaker.

Edit: Apparently it’s not just Samsung phones anymore, instead it is an Android 14 feature. And apparently some other OEMs have had a similar feature for a while.

I thought that was the FreedomBox logo at first. I was confused why Billy’s dad would be mad at the kid making a freedombox to run federated systems.

https://www.freedombox.org/

It is very similar

So nobody is going to ask about the rotary phone?

I’d rather not. It’s literally a Dell workstation machine from the mid-2000s. It’s like Wolfgang’s Channel kryptonite

And then there’s ones that don’t have much of a modern-day effect but are still stupid. My English teacher truly believes that the Titanic was sunk on purpose for insurance purposes.

She also believes that a Secret Service agent might have shot JFK