Me talking to my brain when I’m trying to sleep
Me talking to my brain when I’m trying to sleep
The perfect gift for that 1 family member you just absolutely can’t stand being I the same house with
I dont think so, you can tell by the shadow on the right
Are you insane? I’ll assume it’s a sphere, thank you very much
Shut the fuck up Mario, Luigi is hot! You’re the ugly one here!
“No I don’t have a doctorate, I just do it for the sport”
No but I get that a lot
Idk, literally the whole reason we’re looking at space rocks under a microscope is to see if there’s microbes from other planets. Those would literally be aliens. It’s one of the strongest arguments against sending humans to Mars, because we’re trying find evidence that life existed or not, and bringing bacteria to Mars would fuck it all up
Ignoring Sadam, it always fucks me up that my arm bones cross. Like wtf whyyy
Then I’m wanted in 138 countries (for crimes unrelated)
Omg those paws 😍
It’s easier than explaining sometimes
It’s a bit extreme, I just need one straight through my temples
I bet not, you only think about yourself
Y’all is gender neutral, do so I imagine it’s fine
Edit: typo lol
Because the one on the right is funnier
Counterargument: a centaur is a human torso on a horse’s neck, so it’s the right one
I need one of these but for tesla recalls