Frog spawn are the boba of the pond world.

Almost every American WWII film for starters. U571 was especially awful.

Needs more sunlight.

Wouldn’t if I was you.

It’s also a Metallica song

Fuck your duck! I raise you my 🐦

When you remember where the buttons are they’re fine to navigate. The average keyboard that meant people can type on without looking has less physical feedback (2 small bumps on f and h).

Brother are good but I got a Kyocera about 6yrs ago and have never had to change the toner. I’ve been through about 2 blocks of paper in that time. Prints great.

Plug & Play on Windows and Linux

Holy fucking shit balls. I contemplated seeing up an instance on a £5 VPS. Hmmmm, I think my scale is a bit off.

Ive just this second opened the worlds first meth bank! Freely and securely deposit all your meth in me.

Tracking clicks on links with JS is pretty normal. I always implemented that with Google analytics for my e-commerce sites.

It helps you track things like downloads of files, email links, exit links, etc.

I ask my mate in Shenzhen what he thinks of China and Xi.

He hates Xi and so do most of his friends. His wife is even a member of the CCP.

If you don’t fully commit to the party line and pay increasing fees you don’t progress in the CCP. Sounds a lot like Scientology tbh and they see it as more of a tax. Because leaving is a huge no-no. She wishes she never joined.

I take his (Chinese) opinion of China much more highly than a bunch of angry Zoomer kids on Lemmy.ml posting puff-pieces by the CCP.

Sounds like the average lemmy.ml user. Very quick to criticise the west. Completely ‘objective’ when discussing China.

I mean you can choose to power through it. I’d sooner have a windy, achy gut than eat a gluten-free yum yum.

Have you ever had gluten free pastry?

It’s like someone gave aids and bone cancer to dog shit. 🤢

Did it matter? I thought it was Tom hanks until recently. It’s not like he gets paid every time it’s posted.

Interesting idea but I would utterly hate a person like me.

The old saying about “you hate in others what reminds you of yourself” feels like it was written for me!

I really need someone to contrast my personality. I’d kick clone out within minutes.

Is that Zuckerberg?

What? Your comment doesn’t even make sense!

I fucking love the EU. I wish we were still in it. 😞

You’d be surprised! I was bullied throughout school for my shoes (fake Elllese). But one day I came in wearing a Fila jumper for non-school uniform day and everyone was my best fucking friend. Kids are evil.