The second one

It’s not early access. It’s late access if you don’t pony up the extra.

This is the worst Venn diagram I’ve ever read and even if it wasn’t the point would still suck.

Actually Huntsman’s don’t! They’re the big hairy brown ones that you’ve seen carrying mice on social media. They’re non-venemous and their whole schtick is that they run to catch their prey. They’re incredibly creepy but when I see one I cup+paper it and put it outside. It’ll probably find it’s way back in eventually but not before taking out a few insects in the process.

Agreed. I’m not charging you fuckers rent so you better keep to yourselves.

If you want the privilege of engaging with the paying tenants then you better pony up your share of the rent or get the hell out of my house.

Quest for Camelot was a banger. I think it’s in NSO actually. The sword swing sound effect is burned into my DNA.

We’re not here to fuck spiders

I’m sorry but the idea of changing Master/Slave to Manager/Worker is so funny to me.

I’m really tired of hearing “you don’t own it you own a license to it” like it’s some revelation for people complaining. We’re aware that the system has been constructed to benefit media companies at the expense of consumers.

To be honest; I never really bought the argument anyway. From a legal standpoint I don’t give half a shit. From a layman’s standpoint it’s bullshit. Nowhere do they use terms like “rent” or “lease”. They explicitly use terms like “buy” and it’s not until the fine print that the term license even comes up.

They know they’re pissing on you and telling you it’s raining and the goobers doing their legwork by repeating the sentence like they just came up with it annoy me to no end.

Humanity will survive the climate apocalypse. Life is incredible at adaptation. But our present society won’t survive and our descendents will curse us for sitting idle while their future was sacrificed for the sale of lethargy.

In my experience, women tend to opt for straws when wearing lipstick and everyone opts for them when too much ice gets in the way of a good sip.

Name one time we solved a systemic problem through individual action. You solve systemic problems with systemic solutions.

In my personal case the reason is because steadily smartphone prices have crept up and up to the point where I’m paying more for a 2 year old Z Fold than I would for a brand new Note 7 on launch day.

Wouldn’t you know, when inflation hurts my wallet, the first thing I cut is unnecessary luxury expenses like the latest Smartphone. I’m due for an upgrade but I’m not inclined to drop 1200 on a new phone when my Note 10+ is running like new.

Oh Reddit for sure had it. Jailbait was a big one and IIRC spez was a mod of it. It eventually picked up news attention and they axed it but it was a huge sub for a shockingly long time.

Wasn’t the reason why Reddit got big though.

the sky is just this mushy grey noise

You might even say it’s the colour of television, tuned to a dead channel

Excellent

IIRC on the PS2 and earlier triangle was usually back. Just an extra little dash of inconsistency to ruin your day.

Oh yeah this definitely sounds like Wierd Al

Official protocols aside; this is exactly what would happen lmao

Should have been adult child sized