I tried convincing my friend of this but she really, really believes that she just needs to add more skills to her resume.

I’ll remember this for when I’m having the worst sex of my life

Ewwww

I love billie so much, she’s such an icon

Can someone explain?

Not what it is, I can read but why was it needed at all?

You can crave cuddles and be disgusted by other human beings at the same time.

It’s called I have a person, and only that person may touch me. And the cat. The cat too.

If I can’t eat off your plate then do you even like me enough to be dating me?