From a Risk/HoI4 point of view it makes sense, take all territory down to Panama so you can place all your army stacks there so the front is real small.

But this would go as well as when Russia tried to invade it’s neighbor: not good at all.

I used to attach paperclips to helium party balloons until it was neutrally buoyant. It looked cool that it was sorta like antigrav technology when in reality it was just Newtonian shit.

They say that guy is constantly falling down to this day.

Alas, a weapon worthy of waging War on Christmas! 🎄🪓

It might work if the apples were sliced to potato chip level of thin. Definitely not cubed though.

But that’s putting a lot of work into something that likely won’t taste very good to begin with.

This is pointless anyone with a hacksaw can get through that metal.

Internet via carrier pigeon. A strong headwind will reduce your effective transmission time.

Hi, is this available?

Cubicle ape stronk

The Zone is not known for being forgiving.

Hi Nick, is this still available?

Nuking hurricanes is up there.

One’s an alien, the other is also an alien but spelled differently.

Considering that the US Mint can literally print money, I can’t think of any reason either. I guess it won’t affect inflation as much, but still mass selling it will increase the money supply available to the government.

When 01/01/1900 no longer becomes an option I’ll need to resort to my standby of 01/01/1970.

I want my phone to gaslight me that it’s at 100% when it’s really at 80% to maximize battery life.

I don’t think that’s a feature though.

They knew.

Literally unlistenable

Not enough attention is being paid by world leaders that North Korean troops are fighting on European soil.