GratefullyGodless

I wish i could, but this was 2 years ago, and once the post blew up huge, OP deleted it. Some Lemmy historian may have a copy, but alas, i do not.

Basically, OP posted a question where they said they didn’t want to poop during the upcoming weekend, and then asked how they could keep from pooping for three days. This was shortly after the Reddit API exodus.

The comments were very helpful, reasoned, and…Nah, im just kidding, they pretty much went the way you would expect, with lots of wild speculation about why OP didn’t want to poop for three days, and lots of “helpful” suggestions about how to not poop for three days.

Strangely though, i think the post did a lot of good, as it showed a lot of ex-redditors that Lemmy could work as a reddit replacement, and be just as goofy as the original.

You obviously weren’t here for the guy who didn’t want to poop for days. There were a LOT of replies on that one.

“Let go my sandy eggo!” Just doesn’t sound very appetizing.

Yeah, he does give off unemployed actor/barrista who’s only going to need to sleep on your couch for a couple more nights because he’s got stuff lined up vibes.

Tactical Breach Wizards. It’s a nice little puzzle game with some dry humor that ive actually chuckled too a few times. Its a lot of fun so far.

I love Sisyphus FM. It plays boulder music than the other stations.

He nose what she wants.

Yeah, but if he hit the camera he might have bruised a knuckle or two.

AI does a good job of generating character portraits for my TTRPG games. But, really, beyond that I haven’t found a good use for it.

Or he’s wearing one REALLY crusty pair of underwear.

New fiction genre: Nerd Noir.

So, you’re saying they’re Nicolas Cage?

Her first appearance was with Christopher Eccleston’s Doctor. Her second, and final, appearance was with David Tennant’s Doctor.

Oh right, it’s not like we fought a civil war over a hundred years before that, and to this day there are still people here flying the losing sides flag. We’ve been turning on each other a long time. It’s an American tradition at this point.

It somehow feels very appropriate that you called them cad pieces.

Yeah, but it was a convoy of 3 helicopters, and the one carrying the president was the only one that didn’t make it. So, why was the weather an issue for only that one chopper?

Don’t you have phones?! You could play Diablo.

On the news, they’re blaming a lot of things like the weather, sanctions causing Iran to not be able to get adequate repair parts, possible pilot inexperience, amongst other things, but you just know it was Israel.

Iran lobs missles at Israel, and then the Iranian president winds up dead a few weeks later? That’s classic Mossad right there.

Ella Purnell from Fallout.

Since she’s a weiner and boobs, does this mean she can give herself a titjob?