F**king right they do.

I did this to all my parents’ bookshelves when I was about 8. For the next 45 years they blamed me every time they couldn’t find a book.

You dropped this \.

Just wait 'til truth.social and xitter run the country. Wouldn’t be surprised if TikTok, Instagram, Facebook, MySpace, WeChat, LinkedIn, Reddit, Pinterest, Discord and Tumblr all get banned.

Plants are the extended lungs of the planet.

Big Book hates him!

I know, I know. Shouldn’t be allowed.

The joke’s way older than your post. I saw the OP Europe version over a year ago.

Edit: here

“Fell out of window… hard.”

I do so well with reading and cooking but really let myself down with strangling small animals.

There’s absolutely no sensible reason to even consider not doing this.

Hold my flashbang, I’m going in!

Got a despairing sigh from my wife who is now regretting some of her life choices. Well one of them at least.

Good work!

OP should just brush that hype off.

Ugh. Well played!

Again, this is not the original, but I seem to recall seeing it in the late 90s.

And this was definitely 90s.

Oops. Yup, utter failed to put Bs! Put it down to not having had enough coffee today!

Thanos’ plan was unmitigated garbage anyway.

Humanity reached 4B in 1975 and hit 8B in 2022. On that basis, if half of humanity died when Thanos snapped his fingers 50 years later we’d be back to 8B people again.

——— Edited to billions not millions because I wrote it while under the influence of stupidity.

Mayonnaise.

I’m Scottish and don’t know what the fuck % I am.

I’m guessing 67% German, 22% American at this point.