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6·2 months agoThat’s a bingo!
14·2 months agoMake your own opening elsewhere on the package.
Look on the back of the stems. That’s usually where you’ll find manufacturer’s stamps. At the same time, they kind of look like tarnished silver. Try polishing them!
291·4 months agoYou would if you don’t like surprises.
Big brother: “Okay, open your mouth and close your eyes, and I’ve got a big surprise!” Closes eyes: “not this time, fucker”
601·4 months agoHow long did it take to download 45 years of updates?
72·5 months agoThat’s how vampires work. And cat snuggles. Both likely come with bites.
7·6 months agoDo you like hot wings? I like hot wings.
Tuckers?
Not a collector, but check estate sales and garage sales. Folks will just dump old photo albums.
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Oh, snap! You just Papua’d his New Guinea with that dick joke.
3·6 months agoTop notch. Well done. I appreciate the reflection and attention to public restroom details.
285·6 months agoI don’t think that reads the way you think that reads…
If they just made these ships bigger so you could spot them more easily on a plane void of other vertical structures, then they couldn’t just sneak up on you out of nowhere.
If you never catch a falling mug without spilling it’s contents, do you even ninja?
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Vegetables. Purchased with all the intent of eating them before they go bad. I don’t eat them quickly enough and they go bad. There’s no in between stage. They were edible and now they are not.