480p. If you have a component, dvi or hdmi connection from the dvd player.

Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a glare. If you have to work on the glare, go watch Clint Eastwood in The Outlaw Josie Wales.

This would be a good way to sling a cat at Goliath

Went to a concert at an arena about 3 miles from my house, to get there was about eight bucks to go home was 60.

I’m not sure about stuffed crust and it looks like they raised the price to 8 bucks now for the hot n ready. Damn ceo is probably throwing kittens into wood chippers too.

Little Caesar’s, it’s 5 bucks and the ceo paid Rosa Parks’s rent through the end of her life AND his son was the driller killer in Slumber Party Massacre 2.

Why does it sound like Mike Tyson answering the question “what is the smallest continent?”

Coors has been doing this for years.

So, you’re looking at this and it looks like normal chili. And you’re thinking chili with cheese and spaghetti, yeah I could go for that. Then you eat it, and some asshole put cinnamon in the chili instead of chili powder and cumin and you realize you have been duped into eating Christmas vomit with cheese and noodles.

That’s…that’s not what children of the corn is about.

IT can see anything on your work laptop. If you’re ok with that go ahead if people have suggestions here but my suggestion is to not.

Good toddler car seats have cup holders.

It’s effective you’ll get better at defense.

fart simultaneously in the opposite phase.

You’re not throwing them at your enemies hard enough.

The first Dolby movie I saw Thor Ragnarok, and they ran that same damn ad for the projector then, so that’s like 5 and half years. But I do prefer the Dolby to imax, or at least the bullshit imax they run in amc theaters.

I saw Indiana Jones today it had 25 minutes of trailers, an admonishment to not ruin the movie, Nicole Kidman telling me how great going to the movies is, and a commercial for the projector. So a movie listed to start at 11 started at 11:28. it’s fucking ridiculous.