Frogs don’t smoke, that’s a toad.😁

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew is going to be so disappointed.

All pro athletes are younger than me. Except maybe a hockey player or two.

I have a overwhelming urge to riddle that thing with paintballs!

It’s a rat vs a mouse…rat hands down.

Rainbows 🌈

A lot of politicians come to mind, but the “Kid Rock shooting a bunch of beer” was a good one.

Like in a drum circle?

Trust me, it is equally frustrating for most Americans…or almost, anyway.

My neighbor passed away and a new family moved in. Talking with dad, I noticed he didn’t swear much. I said a handful of curse words the first few times we talked. I noticed he was a little put off. So I just made a conscious effort to not curse around him. Never apologized, just tried not to. Pretty sure he’s noticed and appreciates it.

Earwigs can fly…

Looks like the Michael and Janet Jackson’s video that they did together.

It’s a mystery! Get Scooby and the gang! They’ll unmask those ghost.

Mind your own business!

Now leave or I shall taunt you again…

Do they make that poster with a long hair gray cat?

That was “today” ,for me.

First thing I thought of was "Maximum Overdrive ". Loved that movie when I was a kid.

You can see the little disks antenna on top.

Should be “Wood Knot”…