Tomorrow: “Trump champions the metric system.”

Damn, these brain worms walking around in bloated corpses might be the best administration ever.

One of the 10,000 club today, buddy. Enjoy your soup.

A friend of mine in Zambia taught me how to fry caterpillars. They are like squishy french fries. They are fine. They pair well with chibuku.

USB-C does a lot of heavy lifting. Also, MagSafe™ is still there. A little surprised there is also a SD card slot. And a HDMI port. Not complaining about their inclusion, and I do use them regularly, but why did the dongle company give these to us?

I was sure this was a Suddam Hussein post.

It’s snowing 😭

Fun fact: timbits were named so in honour of his fatal drunk driving car accident.

Non-United-Statesian here; try it; trust me.

This might be a US thing. I have worked in — what I consider — pretty unfulfilling jobs, but they usually still insist I take my vacation time and remind me to take breaks. Maybe it secretly came back in my performance review in obscure ways so I might also be an idiot.

Or force them to admit they are selling it for real without all the license mumbo jumbo. They have always known what “buy now” buttons were meant to lead you to believe. And — in my humble opinion — you aren’t wrong for believing that; they are.

Also, the sunlight suggests it’s summer in the first photo (or at least not winter).

Would that not be trademark infringement, if anything?

Look on the bright side: a vote for Biden is really just a vote for Kamala Harris with extra steps.

The most dangerous phrase is “we’ve always done it this way”.

Can elope 🥰

This is beside the point, but it might help some people in the short term: I was able to switch my subscription plan without penalty and then cancel immediately without the cancellation fee. Maybe that still works.

Damn, I guess you will have to find a new hair product to eat.

Running with scissors is good exercise if you don’t fall, and good for your pores if you do.