Karlos_Cantana

Holy shit snacks! That sounds awesome!

Your hose isn’t big enough to soak every server in the world.

Glad that won’t happen to me. I was born on January 6th.

No. Read the Constitution.

That looks like a really small banana.

We make our employees sign a form when they’re hired stating that they will not mention our company or any of its employees on social media in a negative way. It’s standard practice. Any company big enough to have its own lawyer(s), they will advise them to do that because it can help prevent serious legal Issues.

I like boobs. Imagine what the logo would be if I had bought Twitter.

I switched to Lemmy to avoid Reddit a̶d̶s̶.