Yes. We cannot stand these baseless accusations.

Your post history is a mess.

Dude you need to up your life a bit. Dontchathink?

Ftfy: Move Fast and Kill Children

I feel so seen here.

That stuff can cause canker sores. I switched to SLS free toothpaste and dont get them anymore.

My wife says i have uniquely prepared her to substitute teach 7-8th graders.

I am proud of this achievement.

I like this idea and will do my best to put it to work. Shut that shit down. Thank you.

Cant even wear a fucking hat lookin-ass.

Little marco has become astonishingly evil. I didnt think he had it in him, but there ya go.

My dad called rootbeer floats “boston coolers” and called BigBoy’s restaurants “Manners”

Im trying to keep boston coolers alive.

Whatever you think is an old person. Im trying to figure out if i say these things.

Imagine how easy it would be to be if elongated muskrat kept his mouth shut.

Give him the coffee.

Great song to sing in the shower.

This is because the company doesnt make anything anymore. They buy the machines whole from china. No parts are available unless you are a factory worker in china and have sticky fingers.

I hate it but thats why.

Cant even wear a hat lookin ass.

Like he would even know what that is.

Wow his hands really are tiny.

What does it spell? “STOP DRIVING! You can’t see for shit!”