O yeah? Well your wife’s homemade pants are poor quality and her bonnet is crooked.
The Real King Gordon
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Tomato, tomahto.
RIP. Please let this restore our timeline to normalcy.
The Real King Gordon@lemmy.worldto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•"THE CRIME OF PUTTING SHIT IN MY PANTS WILL NOT GO UNPUNISHED AND AS SOON AS WE FIND THE PERPETRATORS THEY WILL BE APPREHENDED AND PROSECUTED TO THE FULLEST EXTENT OF THE LAW!!!"141·1 month agoWhy is his face going two different directions?
The Real King Gordon@lemmy.worldto Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•It could just have been a cop's "sniper" with bad trigger discipline and now they try to cover it up with gay bullets or whatever13·1 month agoIm thinking time traveler preventing the worst timeline.
Or a j6 crack pot.
Black cat is best cat.
This is science.
I cant prove it but i have also noticed that fruits only taste sweet. They used to have other flavors in there but now its just like a spoon of sugar.
The Real King Gordon@lemmy.worldto World News@lemmy.world•House Republicans Investigate Wikipedia Over Alleged BiasEnglish7·1 month agoIt was a long time ago. I can barely remember it.
The Real King Gordon@lemmy.worldto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What questions do you have for folks older than you?3·2 months agoOr you did find a book on a subject and it was 10 years old with pages ripped out.
The Real King Gordon@lemmy.worldto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What questions do you have for folks older than you?2·2 months agoI was so naive with regard to police body cameras. When they started being used, I actually thought “well now we can see what a good job the police are doing.” Boy was I fucking wrong. I’ve learned a lot since then about corruption, systematic racism, planted evidence, and abuse of power in general. They have really changed my views to see the real police.
The Real King Gordon@lemmy.worldto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What questions do you have for folks older than you?2·2 months agoRemember webrings? You would find webpage you liked and they would have webring links to similar sites the author found and liked. It was pretty basic but it worked.
The Real King Gordon@lemmy.worldto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What questions do you have for folks older than you?2·2 months agoThis was very well explained. Thank you for posting.
I think the base knowledge inthe past was much closer to primary sources. If you wanted to know something about science, you went to the library and read a book by an actual expert. You didn’t have some youtube dumbass between you and the knowledge.
Also - you didnt mention magazines. Thats how people often learned to fix things or were exposed to popular culture. Magazines like Popular Science or Family Handyman would have articles on fixing things in daily life. Automotive manuals like Haynes (worse) or Chiltons (better) were available at libraries as well.
The Real King Gordon@lemmy.worldto World News@lemmy.world•The Guardian has obtained a classified IDF database claiming five out of six Palestinians killed by Israeli forces in Gaza have been civiliansEnglish7·2 months agoRight they still need the charade of hamas to justify their genocide.
The Real King Gordon@lemmy.worldto United States | News & Politics@lemmy.ml•Texas Republicans pass gerrymandered congressional map requested by Trump12·2 months agoThey dont even pretend anymore.
Its Black Cat Appreciation Day! Happy BCAD to your baby.
The Real King Gordon@lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•Volkswagen Planning Subscription-Based Horsepower UpgradesEnglish7·2 months agoWoo! 2002 passat owner checking in here!
The Real King Gordon@lemmy.worldto Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•JD Vance shares his thoughts on Roger StoneEnglish81·2 months agoJust whatever makes sense.
The Real King Gordon@lemmy.worldto United States | News & Politics@lemmy.ml•Trump mulls territory swap between Russia and Ukraine8·2 months agoEpstein files or stfu.
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