I think I’m on the opposite end now, myself. My walls have gotten too high. Any tips?

Trying to be too serious too quick. You’ve gotta let the dopamine rush of the possibilities wear off before truly knowing if the person is a good fit.

I grew up in farm country and used to be besties with a girl who, EVERY time she saw a cow, would say “Hey Kit, did you know that those are special cows? They’re outstanding in their field” and she would crack up. This happened multiple times a week for years. I still think of it every time I drive through farm country.

Beautifully written and spot-on

Ngl I laughed at this, so the joke worked.

I’d recommend finding a rechargeable that uses a magnetic charger. The body of the egg will have two small magnetic dots where the magnetic charger attaches, allowing the egg to be waterproof and hygienic. You’ll want one with a cord, and something at the end of the cord to prevent it from going inside of you. You should put the egg in a condom with the end staying outside of your bum which helps alleviate concerns of the cord breaking.

“Vibrating Ben wa balls” is a good search term for what you’re looking for, but again, ensure the design will prevent it from being pulled entirely inside.

This option appears safe although it’s not exactly what you’re looking for: https://www.edenfantasys.com/male-sex-toys/penis-extenders-and-sleeves/menworks-system

Enterprise versions of Copilot do guarantee in the contract that they are not selling your data or using it to train their LLM.

You had to team up to accomplish anything, so it was easy to make friends. The game also had zero handholding, which made it incredibly immersive. You can still experience the game as it was in 2004 on the private server HorizonXI. It’s popular and has thousands of people online at all times.

Y’all got an inheritance? All I got was a funeral bill.

Howso? I’d be honored to be smashed by 101 weiners in an AirBNB.

All fines should be proportional to income or wealth, otherwise they’re only punishing the poor.

I think they got the hug of death when the Winter sale started.

Hell yeah, I want Detroit: Become Human style androids before I hit old age.

Agreed - in my area busses drive on dedicated bus routes with no other vehicles. Realistically, they should be trollies. There’s no reason that it couldn’t be automated.

There’s a pizza spot near my hometown that serves square slices, and their dough is sweet and thin like pie crust. It’s either a love or hate kinda thing but a definite must try. I can only ever stomach one slice because it’s so greasy.

“I’ve been sober all day.” is my new comeback when someone insults my intelligence in an argument.

I can’t articulate why, but this feels a little dystopian.

It’s wild to me that the world is now aware of Altoona Pizza. It was a local joke when I lived in that area.

Also, free pizza always tastes better

I can’t decide if that pizza looks delicious or terrible