This one is fire too!

Russia has a ton of practice at becoming an even shittier place.

Hard drive good, phone bad.

That’s 43, not 28.

And cargo space?

Relevant xkcd

They will beat the shit out of you and maybe make you disappear.

A true predatorception, predating Inception (2010), of course.

What do you mean “now”? Photopea has always been very aggresive towards adblocks.

Just play Trover Saves the Universe and get the Happy Ending.

I can’t help but read the pope’s text in the voice of Dagoth Ur.

Come, Nerevar, come and return to the Heart 🎵

I’m trying not to.

Nah, let them sleep. Reality is not worth it.

The word onomatopoeia is an onomatopoeia because it’s derived from the sound of the word when spoken aloud

- Ken M.

Mmmmm! It tastes just like raisins!

Can I give it a lick?

I’m a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude!

You are who you are
noone else can be you
You do what you do
noone else does you as well as you

You removed the ebaumsworld.com tag! Now he’s gonna sue your ass…

Gonna need someone else to post this to twitter and then take a picture with their phone because my phone camera is broken.