Look at the price of the NES when it launched. $180. Then you had games averaging about $40 in price, up to $60. Adjust for inflation, development expenses, and the fact that games offer many more hours of replay these days…it’s not priced that badly. Relative to Steam it will look high, but PC games change pricing to grab different customer groups that wouldn’t ever buy the game otherwise as a last-ditch attempt to find revenue.

I’m sorry, Link. You deserved so much better after all you’ve done. The rest of human history will stereotype your existence by the worst of the inevitably bad dialogue in the movie. You’re not a joke to me, never forget that.

What a horrible outcome. Undeserved to say the least.

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The plastic arms race!

If I was the news, I’d interview you.

Anyone else wonder if plastic decomposing bacteria might be a disaster? I’m interested in it’s research and development but can’t imagine how it would be contained to stop it from eating everything we have.

Wii-U let you do this with WW, TP, and BOTW. It’s just that you had to remodel your house to move the bathroom within 20-30 feet of the console. No regrets, still worth it after all these year.

Modern journalism. There you have it folks. The answer is original Gameboy and 3DS. If you thought otherwise, you were completely and utterly wrong. You can all go home now.

They got it a little backwards, would it not be weirder if it changed? Perhaps I like games because they can’t easily be corrupted by the modern world and therefore feel comforting. Even movies and books from the past are commonly being modified these days with censorship. It is fascinating that you can play and experience a game in a way that’s identical to the day it first came out.

And MIDI

Do what I do. Just add a few years padding in your head. It will feel like an overshot until your brain catches up with you and realizes you’re right.

Never return.