I thought the one at the very bottom said “Bacon” for a second, and got really excited.

I can’t do either of those. I chose Option C, a hospital visit.

This is outrageous and unacceptable. Who the heck wears a beanie indoors?!? Winter hats come off when you go inside, this is just basic human decency.

Discord, in the future, probably…

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“Looks like <Terraria> & <Palworld> are throwing a party!”

Wishlisted it after seeing one of your previous posts. Best of luck!

That Reading Baggins, he’s so hot right now 🔥

This should be good…

It’s a long shot, though.

Shrimp.

A friend pointed out to me that shrimp are basically the cockroaches of the sea. They just float around and eat fish poop all day. So gross and I can’t even.

Have you tried your local Swords 'R Us? I hear there’s a July 4 blowout sale this week. Use promo code Pond50 for half of your pond!

That’s the spirit!

The nice thing about being a pessimist is that you are always either right, or pleasantly surprised.

I was trying to think how this could be enforced. It actually makes sense when you frame it this way, didn’t think about the parent side. “Sorry Karen, that’s the law! Your kid week get her phone back in a week!”

October 2025 me: what the hell, why didn’t anyone tell me about this before!?!

Someone recently told me they bought a “vintage truck”. I asked them what year the truck was made, expecting something from the 60’s or so…but apparently 1985 is vintage now. 😟

That’s a solid platform,! Where do I send campaign donations?

Ah, I see you have studied and understand the complexities of corporate finance. Well done, let’s give our CEO a 2,000% raise to celebrate!

-Corporate board somewhere, probably

RIP Carl Weathers