Neat, thank you!

I’d like a pleasant surprise that has no negative consequences whatsoever.

And if 5 hours of your 35 hour work week are “business meals”, you have a 30 hour work week.

How about:

Informed Answers

For two reasons: combat all the AI slop/hallucinations coming out these days, and also address the problem of people becoming too lazy to learn. Remember when people went to libraries and read books to find answers? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

Flying Honda Accord confirmed.

I thought the one at the very bottom said “Bacon” for a second, and got really excited.

I can’t do either of those. I chose Option C, a hospital visit.

This is outrageous and unacceptable. Who the heck wears a beanie indoors?!? Winter hats come off when you go inside, this is just basic human decency.

Discord, in the future, probably…

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“Looks like <Terraria> & <Palworld> are throwing a party!”

Wishlisted it after seeing one of your previous posts. Best of luck!

That Reading Baggins, he’s so hot right now 🔥

This should be good…

It’s a long shot, though.

Shrimp.

A friend pointed out to me that shrimp are basically the cockroaches of the sea. They just float around and eat fish poop all day. So gross and I can’t even.

Have you tried your local Swords 'R Us? I hear there’s a July 4 blowout sale this week. Use promo code Pond50 for half of your pond!

That’s the spirit!

The nice thing about being a pessimist is that you are always either right, or pleasantly surprised.

I was trying to think how this could be enforced. It actually makes sense when you frame it this way, didn’t think about the parent side. “Sorry Karen, that’s the law! Your kid week get her phone back in a week!”