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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 months ago

This store owner will be glad to touch it for you

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This store owner will be glad to touch it for you

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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 months ago
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  • pewpew@feddit.it
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    So they touch it and tell us what it feels like?

    • NatakuNox@lemmy.world
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      Ya but you have to pay extra for eye contact

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    I’m not too sure I’d trust a second-handy from Goodwill.

    • DUMBASS@leminal.space
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      Yeah I don’t have time to hang around for the second one.

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    Touching me
    Touching youuuuu

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      As a musician who has had to play it more times than I’d care to admit, I just want to remind everyone that Neil Diamond wrote that song about an 11-year-old

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        Oh my

      • Prehensile_cloaca @lemm.ee
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        W.T.F.

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        I was hearing The Darkness.

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          No that would be:

          Touchin’ meEEEEEEEeeeEE! Touchin’ yoOOOOOOOoooOO! Touching’ me YEAH I’M TOUCHIN’ YOOOOOOU!

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    There is clearly a reason why they put this sign up. I’d be curious to hear what that reason was

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      There are a few universal truths to humanity.

      One is that there are two types of people: those who can have nice, delicate things, and those who should be denied entrance to anywhere the first group goes.

      The test is: can you pick up and appropriately place a needle on a record.

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    Reminds me of an ad a local radio station does for a U-Pull-It salvage yard.

    “Hey man! You can’t do that here!”

    “But the sign says U-Pull-It?!?”

    “That’s not what that means!”

    “Oh . . . you wanna pull it for me then?”

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    They’re worse than my wife.

  • Ⓜ3️⃣3️⃣ 🌌@lemmy.sdf.org
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    Let me fix that : « Please don’t yourselves ask it » …  « Touch us for Thx » … « to touch you !! »

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    – Signed, the Catholic Church

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