Get out of my shower!

Nelly is a pretty kitty

Step 1: Remove all your flesh

And you’re done

If I wanted something your thumb touched, I’d eat the inside of your ear.

I’d like an update tomorrow please

Is your safe search enabled?

My towel keeps knocking things off the edge of the table

My precious child, when you saw only one set of footprints, it was then that I carried you.

I would have thought West Virginia was more appropriate for OD’ing :)

-ia

Don’t tread on me

They should have called your state East Virgina

I’ve been jumping between Connect and Liftoff. I prefer Connect. I’ve been trying out Sync today and I still gotta say I like Connect better. No ads. No subscription to unlock the best features. I was a Boost user on Reddit so we’ll see if I jump ship over there whenever Boost for Lemmy gets released. Maybe that will feel like home to me.

Sync is very well done though.

r/mls and r/soundersfc

There is an mls community but it doesn’t get a lot of traffic.

Is it infuriating because of the yellow text on an orange background? Or is this when I find out I’m color blind?

Stop trying to make corn happen

Better go catch it!

Bean hater is too hard to type. I’ll just call him a bater.

Does anybody know if this works on Google Fi?

We don’t know what the rest of the function looks like or what the inputs are.