“Want” in the case of the US too mind you!

What’s a bit of murder if it brings in the 🤑🤑💰💰💰💰

Yay for gun control again!

That would be another FREEDOM ©®™ then?

I’m not sure what agenda Politico is trying to push these days, does anyone know? They seem to be trying to stir up anger but I’m not sure if it’s for clicks or something else

Shit like this -

“I think the world would be better without (insert idea)”

“Oh my god but what about (insert unbelievably niche reason why not)? Won’t someone think of the incredibly niche exception?!?!?”

On every fuckin comment on Lemmy. You’re not improving the world guys, you’re making it insufferable

Is Shaka Ponk metal? Probably

Putting the “arse” in Arsthechnica

Can’t wait for the new generation of smuggling. BRB buying a rowboat and a cove

I wanted Anno 1800 to be this but man, the income fluctuations are fuckin uncontrollable

Yeah I thought it meant proud Pants Shitter jerk off

Oh god yeah I still use flat screwdrivers on a daily basis, basically as levers

“Little ass plugs” are called “grub screws” btw 😂

In 30 years you’ll catch up and they’ll all be 2.5mm Allen screws. I do remember them being slotted, it was a massive pain to find a screwdriver that fitted!

Fuuuuckin hell, I haven’t seen a slotted screw since the 1980s. Philips screws are exclusively for electrical.

Is this yet another way the US has dropped 30 years behind modern countries?

And missing “u” and “ur”

Meanwhile American arms companies - “How much does it cost to get the friction burns off my cock from wanking so hard?!??!”

It’s just what we call “internet” in most countries 😂 Remember the early 2000s when ISPs tried to limit how much internet we could use and so we just switched to another provider that had a better offer, and the whole ‘limit’ thing disappeared virtually overnight?

Yeah…

Can I interest you in a turkey in these trying cums?

No native English speaker would say “do these get any bigger” rather than “…come any bigger”

So I’m assuming the shopper was a non-native speaker and the shelf stacker was JUST HORRIBLY RACIST OH MY GOD IM SO ANGRY I’M GOING TO WRITE A STRONGLY WORDED LETTER TO SOMEONE

Edit - apparently I forgot that Americans are fucking retarded 😂😂😂

Is sleeping in your car being illegal some sort of FREEDOM©®™ thing that I’m way too European to understand?

You know those pictures you see of beautiful wooden chalets in the swiss Alps etc?

Yeah they’re not wooden, they’re basically made by pouring liquid concrete in to a massive “mould” for the floor and walls, then covered with wood to make it pretty

The idea of 3d printed ones is the same, but without the hassle of making the mould

Oh, and for funny books, Tom Sharpe of course