He meant “lost it” as in outran a pursuer? (I thought lost it as in “the thing is broken” at first).

Calm down, Donald.

Yup, that should also keep the greens safe a while longer!

Oh, paper towels, what can’t you do?

I did a Google search and the recommendation is to put the paper towel over the mouth of the recipient the greens are in, or just shoved in the bag with them if that’s where they are.

OP seems to be mass-copying LPTs from someredditwhere or something.

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I see… TIL, thanks.

You mean because Twitter is an SMS-based messaging app?.. The character limits are arbitrary, not a technical limitation. Which is why they doubled them at one point, I believe.

The limits were meant to act as a micro-blogging enforcement measure, for micro attention spans.

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They taste just like raisins.

Sorcery…

I think it’s great that they’re keeping their traditional garments. I wouldn’t mock anyone with the cultural strength to do so. More cultures should have done it. (Edit: I know you’re not trying to insult them in particular, I was making more of a “by the way” comment.)

I don’t think it’s propaganda. The music and the ads too are just trying to do a “fellow kids” move, and that’s what they’re seeing. Because that’s what we’ve become.

It’s like seeing a mirror and getting spooked by how disheveled the person in it looks.

Incidentally, that was probably Jesus’s wedding to Mary Magdalene. Because why, when you run out of wine at a wedding, would you (as a servant) run to one of the guests to tell them that?

Only sandwiches made by by the Earl of Sandwich are allowed to be called sandwiches. Y’all just eating savory bread cake.

Water does clump up overnight in some places, but you’d need to set the WD-40 on fire for it to make a difference.

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This is not like a falling kid problem…

If he had more than 0.5 seconds to move the kid he could have moved him 1.5 meters without severely hurting him. On the other hand, if he had less than 0.5 seconds he’s now killed everyone on the train.

They could, of course, also have been smuggling spectacles and failed explosively. 🤓

And 😙 is more like:

Apparently in algae bloom regions ships leave wakes that “can be seen in satellite radar images as long bright strips of enhanced backscatter with characteristic length of up to several hundred kilometres lasting more than 5 hours” according to this Russian Space Research Institute article.