Oh shit. Didn’t think of that angle. But it’s okay, they’ll never recognize me because I’ll wear glasses while not using my power and take them off when I go all super and shit. That’ll work!

I’m definitely thinking historic lost treasure hunter would be an amazing career!

The ability to know exactly where anything I think of is located.

A little death never hurt anyone.

/s

What happened to that grape? It’s like they did some kind of medical procedure. Colonoscopy?

I knew something was off. You’re a real one friend!

Maybe he doesn’t have real ears and has to use prosthetic ears that make all music sound like brown noise and is too embarrassed to tell you about it.

The only thing that makes sense really.

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There goes my night! This is awesome!

This feels very much like a “when someone shows you who they are, believe them” type scenario. Even if Reddit backtracks and courts 3rd party apps in their eco-system, they’ve shown themselves. They don’t care about communities, users, or mods.

When your abusive partner promises to stop beating you, you should not go back to the relationship. They will beat you again.