As a professional cat burglar, what was one of your most noteworthy heists?

I’m still waiting for operating systems to have the ability via ui buttons to prioritize ethernet over wifi. I’m sure there’s a bunch of Linux terminal stuff you can do instead but meh.

Blender was made for hentai, porn and 3d sex. It just happens to be good at other things.

Let’s take low power a tech gadget that gets good battery life and make it no longer have good battery life. What a great idea.

Top 10 worst coups? What was the worst one?

After seeing last night’s debate, we’re doomed. I’m going to stockpile weed and hope we get a 2028 election. Also I’m not cumming in any vaginas since they’re being as bigoted about abortions as ever. Ass is fine.

Very nice

I’m going to put in my request for that day off now. That way if they try to tell me 4.5 billion years from now that I didn’t put in my request soon enough, I’m fucking done.

It’s still iffy on if they’re going to give me the day of the 2038 bug off. I requested off for January 19th 2038 in 2017. Fucking enshitification.

His coke high wore off around 45 minutes in

Microsoft went too far in 2001 when they included a new online activation feature in Windows XP which spearheaded the future of drm and enshitification. They’ve been one-upping themselves ever since. All the most recent stuff is just more icing on the shit cake.

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More states are banning porn. Anyone that doesn’t already have a locally hosted ai porn generator is just asking for blue balls at this point.

Is it true that you can talk to women? I’ve never tried it before and I’m 32. I use Arch GNU+Linux btw. Also I’ve never been outside.

I got far enough to figure out that the game takes forever because of the 10 year peace treaty period (which they added for balance).

Almost all video games are puzzle games because you have to figure out how tf to play them. I had to study for a while before understanding Stellaris.

What about credit card statements showing purchase history from a dispensary, smartphone location data of him going to said dispensary, Google account search history of searching for “dispensary near me” and ai facial recognition - assisted cctv footage of him buying it? I’m pretty sure the government can get that stuff fairly easily.

Tomorrow the headlines are going to be “House republicans introduce bill to ban outer space”.

Some shitposts write themselves. Putting a train on the moon sure is an expensive shitpost but I’m glad we’re generating a lot of value for the shareholders.

Popularize this fashion until everyone’s doing it. Then everyone can smuggle all the chicken they want anywhere they want without being suspected. Personally though I’m putting fried chicken in mine.

I can’t be antisemitic/racist/etc because to save time, I only scroll through Bumble while I’m taking a shit. And they say romance is dead.