Already did 😎

My wife could’ve written this

Same, that’s what I’ve got on my work win 11 machine.

I just realized that Trump beat them to the punch. Injecting cleaning solution into your body sounds exactly like something the AI Overview would suggest to combat COVID.

This is finally it for me. I just can’t justify this any longer and will need to dedicate myself to running some flavor of Linux permanently as my daily driver.

I agree. Got it last year on Black Friday for $49. I expected it to be like the Sam’s Club scan and go, but unfortunately you still have to stop at a self checkout and complete payment there. Most of the time they don’t bring enough staff in to watch the self checkouts, so they rope off a few lanes of them, leading to a long line.

Debating on if it’s worth $100 / year for that experience. So far, I don’t think so.

Maybe don’t invade your neighbors then, you miserable cunt.

This is kind of news I like to read. Go Ukraine!

Oh what a surprise

“Charismatic”

Setting looks like Assisi?

No fuckin thanks…

This list is my kryptonite

Hot Tub Time Machine

I’ve had this same thought. I blame the smartphone for removing the last barrier to entry for most people. It became easily accessible and from pretty much anywhere. Kind of like an Eternal September but from a global perspective.

Ok, did these “hoverboard” things make a sudden comeback? As I remember, they were here, then started catching fire when charging, and then disappeared. Now today, I saw a couple kids riding them, then several miles away, more kids using them, and now this post.

I’m betting this is less of a knob and more of an immobile handle.

Yeah, I deal with this. Most notably for me is during the “daily standup” at work in which everyone on the team is supposed to recount what was worked on yesterday, what they’re working on today, and if there are any roadblocks.

Even though I know I was busy the day before, I often struggle to recall precisely what I worked on.

There are….voicemail apps??

I will always upvote Extra Fabulous Comics. There’s some genius in the “hello” formality followed by the immediate crass of “lemme get that dick” that I find inordinately hilarious.