Some of the stupidest people I’ve ever known were brilliant engineers.

Same could be said for many people with very specific doctorates.

As the popular band Smashmouth once sang: ‘Your brain gets smart, but your head gets dumb’.

Didn’t show ‘mind the size of a planet, but stocking shelves’.

But, I guess I’m happy to be here.

IMHO: Imhotep! May He Oversee!

We be raising mummies.

Just heard the quote, ‘Toasters weren’t invented to make toast, they were invented to sell electricity.’

Unfortunately, Logitech ended support for their T1432 modal trebuchet last year.

That’s why you leave at half time to beat the crowd.

He was in Joe Dirt as well. Not a masterpiece, but my buddies quoted it constantly until our brains were fully formed.

His buddy Uncle Cracker did a popular cover as well. Makes me physically I’ll when it pops up at work.

I think the only reason I bought the CD was the line: ‘Paint the town red and paint the sheriff’s wife white’ which vibed with my teenaged wannabe anarchist pubes.

I regret what I was, but I have grown. Kid Rock hasn’t.

Around here, we speak American, son. /S

No, that was Freddie Deftones.

I forget, did Hulk Hogan die? I can’t be assed to look it up.

He looks like Walter White if he sampled his own product.

He had a bit role in Joe Dirt as well, that my friend group was super in to the year it released for some reason. We weren’t even southern or country, I think we just liked mocking the aforementioned designations.

Bawitaba was big on the radio back in the 90s when I was a dumb kid.

We liked it because it had an anti authoritarian sound on some tracks:

‘Paint the town red, and paint the sheriff’s wife white’.

That got a giggle from us.

The tracks in between were lack luster, even alt-country.

The next album was a no-buy.

Sounds like something from 1001 Arabian Nights.

Noted. Thanks.

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Myself, at least, nobody but my closest friends knows about my collection, and I don’t talk about it because it would bore them to tears.

Or they would just tell me to pirate soft synth in Ableton and use a cheap midi, which is financially rational, but it isn’t the same.

Think of how many YouTube channels have walls of games or books behind them. Or people that have 400 games in their stream account they never even play. Synth cost of entry is higher, so proper hoarders are rarer.

If I had another digit on my income, I’d probably find an excuse to buy a used instrument at the pawn because it’s a wicked rush imagining what you can do with this new tool.