Jail, jail for one thousand years

And apparently there were QR codes on a lot of them that also linked to that site, we went to Walmart and they all had stickers over them lol

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Depends on the loved one, tbh 🤷🏼‍♂️

Oof sorry to hear that, friend 😞

I saw this post and immediately went and binged like 4 hours of AVGN last night

Texas?

Ah I see you too are a fan of Bailey Sarian

And get them a a Pepsi

I’ve consistently voted towards better healthcare options, for all the good it’s ever done (read: not even a little bit.)

There are dozens of us, dozens!

What a picture, indeed

All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn’t give it to me! Just one Pepsi!

Pretty sure they’re from Germany lol

Its the title of a Philip K. Dick short story that later became the basis for Blade Runner. Excellent read if you’re into scifi

Those songs infuriate me, Walmart does the same thing too. They always sound like some mediocre dude/dudette just banged them out in an afternoon over some knockoff karaoke backing track. As somebody who tries to appreciate when music has a lot of effort or technical skill or even deep emotion put into it, those songs are an affront to me in every way that matters.

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Fs in the chat, bois

Fair enough, it really does depend on how old the kids are, but the mental image was too funny to me

‘Hey kids, your mom won’t give daddy the nookie so I’ma head out now’

This is the worst thing I’ve seen in a week or so and the more you think about it the worse it gets. Congratulations on destroying my psyche, I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.