What a giant load of crap.

And yet- my not caring about a video game enough to know whether or not it still existed is somehow wrong?

The rock where I’m actually doing enough with my life so as to not be aware that a cartoonish video game still exists?

Yeah. It’s pretty comfy.

Wow is still a thing?

Either die a hero……

That’ll work. I was thinking something like:

The Central Incelligence Agency.

The reason? It’s right there in the title:

Google.

Is there anyone else out there that refuse to call them by that stupid fucking name? It’s like buying into a teenaged 4chan-dwelling edgelord’s sad joke.

It only fuels their dumb bullshit.

Incels. Incels are falling for that crap.

Good to see them going after the real criminals…. Back in 2002.

Wasn’t that why they installed Краснов in the first place?

Fair point.

This should probably make a lot of people here on lemmy very happy.

It’s not a comedy forum either.

News should always take a higher seat than memes. I don’t know why this is considered abnormal. For ages, the front page of ALL newspapers paper have been news. Not the comics section.

No, they most certainly will not. I don’t know who told you this, but even though a 911 dispatcher caught “filtering calls” may be immune from civil liability and negligence lawsuits, if pressed, they can lose their immunity if ifs discovered that they were grossly and/or willfully negligent.

In the least- they’re definitely getting fired.

Because this is lemmy where not only does one’s personal experience with a thing cast a blanket judgement of the entirety of that thing for all time, but now, because of that one persons anecdotal experience, ALL people’s opinions are entrenched it the same blanket judgement.

Yep. Exactly. I’ve never had an issue with any apple decide that lasted over just a few hours before it was resolved. That’s enough to win me over.

Google can keep their whistles and bells.

Aren’t most incels men?

• American company
• Secure
• Little to no bloatware
• Isn’t a google product
• Isn’t a google product
• Isn’t a google product
• same version of the OS in all devices
• customer support that actually answers the phone within a few rings and supports your device over the phone.
• isn’t a google product.

That’s a few off the top of my head.