Hold on…

Shouldn’t the “ur” one be tomato, cheese and beef instead of just tomato and beef?

Don’t do time, kids; it’s a slippery slope.

If you spend one second, you’ll suddenly find yourself spending another second, and another, and another… And before you know it, you’ve spent a whole minute. And when that’s not enough, you start spending hours, days, weeks, years…

> mfw I live in Walkable city
> want to walk around in it
> walkway is a fucking tiny narrow corridor of concrete
> be forced to walk between congested car traffic and escooters, with no pedestrian crossings anywhere
> get run over by some clueless skateboarder

I hear they also launched a beagle at Mars about a decadetwo decades oh good I feel old ago, but it died on impact.

So everyone will just get matched with Nicole the fediverse chick? But that’s already happening.

*cockies

My feelings on this:

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To avoid this, you need to succeed in the roll of evasion against the toll roads notification of toll evasion

Yeah, I’d be pretty embarassed too if I offered my shed skin to some complete stranger.

Look at moneybags here, who can afford their own shotgun.

They still seem to be used a lot in countries like the UK where I guess they want to feel like steampunk engineers every time they want to get the correct temperature of water come out of their taps.

Hey, this is a repost. I swear I saw this yesterday somewhere.

I don’t know why… But I really hate it when people write like this… Actually… Now that I think about it… I actually do know why…

Holy shit, I’ve accidentally stumbled upon a cure for aging. I was born in 1984, yet I’m somehow only 40 years old.

I want to learn your secret walking techniques capable of destroying entire anthills with every step.

The best part about this is that it implies pooping makes a “pmooht” sound.

…which sounds pretty accurate tbh

Look at all the stuff in your house. That’s not minimalist at all! You need to throw it all away, and instead buy iMinimalTable, for only $499.

Then buy iMinimalTable 2 next year.

For bonus points shoot it into deep space. Maybe some alien civilization will run into it trillions of years from now.

I, too, am addicted to hemoglobin.

Sometimes I look at the wide open sky and think “What if gravity suddenly reverses and I fall up into the sky and then space? That would be really dangerous.”