Holy shit, I’ve accidentally stumbled upon a cure for aging. I was born in 1984, yet I’m somehow only 40 years old.

I want to learn your secret walking techniques capable of destroying entire anthills with every step.

The best part about this is that it implies pooping makes a “pmooht” sound.

…which sounds pretty accurate tbh

Look at all the stuff in your house. That’s not minimalist at all! You need to throw it all away, and instead buy iMinimalTable, for only $499.

Then buy iMinimalTable 2 next year.

For bonus points shoot it into deep space. Maybe some alien civilization will run into it trillions of years from now.

I, too, am addicted to hemoglobin.

Sometimes I look at the wide open sky and think “What if gravity suddenly reverses and I fall up into the sky and then space? That would be really dangerous.”

I’m mildly scared of railings overlooking lower floors and such, thinking “I would get seriously injured if I somehow accidentally lean over this railing so much that I flip over to the other side and fall down.”

Decoy snail

3rd person view, especially when driving

A sports club I belong to and whose website I help maintain once had their site made through one of those back in yonder days. It was utter unmaintainable garbage, and had to be torn down and built back up from scratch using vanilla wordpress once we decided we wanted to change a few things with it.

In some cases it might even be a case of “You actually passed the test, but we want you to pay us more to actually pass.”

disclaimer: I know nothing of Malaysia

This is what it looks like on my mobile browser. You seem to be posting from mastodon, which I guess doesn’t do lemmy images properly

I think your #screenshotsaturday thing is missing a screenshot.

I was scared for a moment after reading the title, but that does actually look like an improvement.