9:07am and tell me to return 15 minutes after and I’d be pulling out my phone every 5 seconds and doing math.

Is it really so hard to add 15?

Not to mention they’re worse at keeping time.

You know, like the whole point of a watch.

Did you eat it raw? Or like …how did you notice it was warm? Usually eggs get pretty hot when they’re cooked.

Good grief I sure hope whoever designed those knows what pi is

Wanna be my roommate?

It really is the same energy

So you have to fiddle with the volume less on vinyl?

That’s the one good selling point I’ve heard for vinyl so far.

You can only steal investor money if you’re already rich and the investment is coming from the government.

Neat.

I like to call a singular piece of trivia a trivion.

Owner. It’s what the owner is taking, and usually they’re working way less than everyone else.

That user base is a drop in the ocean compared to most of reddits user base, and those people have all left already.

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This is a contributor post, not a Forbes official article.

I read here recently that the rich people who pay attention to Forbes for investment information avoid all Forbes contributor content and focus only official article from Forbes staff.

I don’t know how true that is, but if you believe it then until a forbes staffer writes about it in an official capacity, it hasn’t actually hit Forbes.

Consumables are always the best gifts. I don’t even bother with anything else anymore, unless it’s something that I made myself because then it has sentimental value.

I appreciate that you’re able to read an opinion and simply provide your own, without being personally offended and feeling a need to assert your perceived moral righteousness.

I wish you the best of luck in finding a bearded bald dude that you like.

What’s weirder, a bowling ball, or a bowling ball with a beard

Before tablets, parents didn’t survive.

Bald with a huge beard is such a weird look. Big compensation vibes.