

I make steaks and tiramisu and her panties dissapear. Magic.


I make steaks and tiramisu and her panties dissapear. Magic.
The universe was telling you to up your poultry intake


Was coming to say this… This is considered cooked?
Even the toast is underdone
Wait, is this message for the woman, or her period?
That’s a new one to me.
Last I checked in with English, “to run through” or “ran through” when used in reference to a human or living thing means to butcher them with a sword or polearm while travelling quickly on foot or horse.
What about that says love?


His battle form is Stretch Armstrong


My interpretation has always been the association to spring, easter, and mating rituals. The “birds and bees” come out and everything wants to make babies.


Huh, I didnt realize that was an actual product and not just a mistake.


What product are you even talking about? Bitwarden has had syncing for years, if not from day 1


You got that backwards. Its open office that hasnt been updated in years.


Dance your cares away, worries for another day!
Let the music play, Down in Quake 3!
Frag, Frag, Gottem! Frag Frag Frag, Gottem! 🎵


Hahahahahahahahahahahahaahahhahahha…
deep breath
Hahahhahahahhahahhahahhaha…
Fuck off you twat. Your chatbots are stupid.


Guillotines and a lineup of billionaires in straight jackets
Holy illegible text.


Why do these articles not list the music that was sold or the artist names used?


Complying with this shit is nuts.
Why not both?