Was born in the 70s, and yeah, the 8-bit Atari line was my jam. It was fun when it was cutting-edge; once the SNES rolled out it was… meh.

I’d like to talk to you about your insurance premium…

BMW: “But we’re going to keep the invasive data harvesting, though. I mean, Germans have never done anything bad with people’s data, right? Tell them, IBM…”

Your boss can’t do any of that and if they try the government should stop them.

They should, but they don’t. Over here in real life, the government works for the corporation. When the boss murders, he’s called an “innovator” and a “job creator”.

That’s just how the capitalists want you to think - that you committed a crime by not giving capitalists money.

The capitalists want you to think that all money is their money, and that you are committing a crime by getting in the way of their money.

“Anything outside of the propaganda that I indoctrinate you with will rot your brain” - everyone in history.

“Users”

Then I don’t wanna be right.

“See, when a daddy tomato and a mommy tomato love each other very much…”

“Well, it was a small town when I was done with it. Fit inside this little urn…”

Every narcissist thinks they’re different. They only makes themselves more similar to each other than normal people would be.

Of course it’s on purpose - everything narcissists do, they do to force you to interact with them. Because ignoring them is exactly what they hate.

A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON!

You didn’t read the whole thing.

Also, that only applies to those in their “in-groups” - people are hard-wired to kill everyone outside their in-groups.

I’m from California, jackass.

The top picture is, and will always be, the whole of humanity. Don’t fool yourself.

They think of us only as cattle.

It doesn’t matter how you approach the situation. Other people aren’t going to let your behavior affect their decisions.

You’re expecting perfection from others but can’t meet that expectation yourself.

Welcome to dealing with the human species. You’re lucky they’re not beating you for not living up to their unrealistic and hypocritical expectations.

What makes you think “excuse me” will work?

You have too much faith in humanity.