I hate to say it, but I absolutely guarantee the law will do nothing but show up afterwards and pick up the pieces. If he does decide to get his fat ass off the couch and come get you, you’ll have to handle him yourself.

My grandmother too.

Every time the pockets-in-pants thing comes up:

Women in the comments: OMG yes please what we have now sucks

Men in the comments: well acktually…

The billionaires’. And the fascist shits that are happy to see the world burn as long as they get to enslave brown people again.

‘Sharpedo Pokémon’ works too

Then you really need to work on your reading comprehension.

I like Pratchett’s take. The Tooth Fairy of the Discworld takes the baby teeth and hides them in his domain because pieces of a person can be used for sympathetic magic, like cursing someone, and he wants to protect the kids from that.

As a fellow American, we really don’t need any help looking bad at the moment, so you can stop now.

Wow, how old is he?

Sandy looks so good! She’s a natural in front of the camera ;)

That write up on finding the German family that vanished in Death Valley really did a good showcase of how easily that can happen.

‘At that moment they were in a survival situation, although they did not yet realize that fact.’

Spoiler: it’s not

Wow, who hurt this guy? They’re like, every bad terminally online never-talked-to-a-real-woman cliche.

To STAY THE FUCK OUT OF A SOVEREIGN COUNTRY maybe I dunno

They’re kind of being an asshole all over the thread. I don’t know why women asking men to not comment in a women’s forum has them so hot and bothered, but it sure has them on the warpath lol.

Ummm… what do you think the park picnic space rentals are?

Also, parks with camping have reserved spots.

Seems to me either you don’t get out much, or you are one of those assholes that refuses to leave a space someone already paid to rent.

If you want a great rundown on the history and craziness of English, may I recommend this video? It does a pretty good breakdown of how our language got to be such a mess.

No, it’s the one where a nasty racist old lady hated her Mexican-American neighbors, so she researched stand-your-ground laws, then went over and snatched one of the kids’ toys while they were playing in the front yard.

Then, when the mom went over to talk to her about getting the toy back, the nasty old lady shot her dead, claiming she ‘feared for her life’ and ‘thought it was a burglar’.

Fortunately she didn’t get away with it.

You’re talking about two different cases, I think. They’re referencing the one in Florida where the bitch set up a honey trap.

5 & 6. Wonder if 6 followed my great-grandmother over from Minnesota?