My bonus is always money. Half of goes to taxes before it reaches me. Then I use the part I get to pay my other taxes. After this I have just enough left to get myself a pizza.

I have to turn on the heater for my cats or else I’ll suffer the consequences.

Old School RuneScape, Gran Turismo 5 & 7, The Crew 1, 2 & Motorfest and I think Midtown Madness 1 & 2 are also high on my list of most played games.

It’s clearly a nose in this clip when Pikachu runs to Diglett.

The sign apparently says ‘catch grass carp now, 10 Yuan/piece’. 10 Yuan is €1.29 or $1.40.

Don’t blame the people ordering online, they are not the problem. Publix being too greedy to hire extra staff is the problem.

survive

I have to go outside everyday for a while to let my cats enjoy some sunshine.

If you swipe far enough on Jerboa the upvote becomes a downvote.

Here in Belgium everyone is a donor unless you register that you don’t want to donate your organs.

Hottentottententententoonstelling

Only if I’m allowed to bring my cats.

The chance of getting attacked by a shark on land are small, but not zero.

Meanwhile in the UK

What is that? A litterbox for ants?

My dog laid this dick shaped turd in 2018