My dude, if you don’t know that Doritos are ultra processed food, this is living proof that the government needs to step in and provide warnings to people…

You can turn off the TV dude

Well guess what, it worked. We all just watched an ad.

Lemmy is trying really, really hard to convince you that coding is going to be a viable career in 5 years.

Nestlé, PepsiCo, Mars, and Kraft Heinz

These are some serious, evil, greedy motherfuckers that will never allow UPFs to be regulated in the U.S. It’s vitally important that people take personal responsibility to learn about the dangers of UPFs and eliminate them from their diet.

That sounds like an AI bot summarizing an average Lemmy user’s rant about FLOSS and Linux.

Why not, if you keep paying?

You’re not forced to see anything.

I’ll save you $10. This book says to stay calm, and use humor, and repeats that 582 times.

It doesn’t matter. Thousands of people will buy it anyway.

And if you believe in our mission and want to help us build a better internet where privacy is the default, you can sign up for a paid plan to get access to even more premium features.

Translation: don’t give those other guys money, give us your money!

And your beer is possibly the worst in the world. It’s pisswater.

C’mon, stop it. We Americans are bad at many things, but no one can refute that Americans have created some damn good beer over the last two decades.

This is a strange take. It’s okay to be a parent that wants alone time, or time away from their kids. It’s no different than wanting time alone from any family member. It doesn’t mean you don’t love them, it means you enjoy being with yourself and fulfilling your own wishes sometimes. I have a really hard time believing anyone who says they love to be around a toddler 24/7. It’s just not humanly possible.

Someday kids will understand when the baby boomers were actually born.

Or, I guess OP is a middle-aged person complaining about his elderly parents being on a phone app.

Absolutely amazing, I can’t even fathom that. I mean, not that 1M SPM was reached, but that so many people have so much time on their hands.

Yea I loved gum right up until the recent study clearly linking microplastics in the body and chewing gum.

Fuck your 401k, I can invest myself, thanks

You can’t match your own contributions, though.

If opt-in telemetry is spyware then the FOSS community truly is off the rails.

It’s a solid solution only if someone ponies up the money to pay for the incredible effort it takes to convert an office building into residences. Waving your hands in the air and telling someone else to pay for it is not a good argument.

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