Ubisoft is a textbook example of what happens when you pin your companies revenue on a small handful of IPs and milk them to the absolute fucking limit. I like assassins creed, but I’ve played enough of them for the rest of my life. Make something new my dudes.

What is the point of this console?

I’d rather have a console that doesn’t run windows.

🤣 too true

It’s going to look like a PS2 game and play like the almost 30 year old original.

That’s why it’s the cat food spoon, baby. Blast it with the nuclear hot water and move on.

Sorry but in my house that’s the cat food spoon.

The cost of ultimate over the course of a year can get you multiple games that’s you’ll actually finish as opposed to a library of titles you’ll just graze.

Ignore that post. Some opinions aren’t worth voicing, this is one of them.

Loot boxes should be banned and in game currency needs to be banned as well. I’m so tired of this just accepted practice of scamming people out of money with shitty in game currency prices.

Then we should be paying for this like it’s a 2003 game. Two bucks.

That piece of fucking absolute shit is going to sail through life without once taking responsibility for anything.

There isn’t a maximum enough setting on my phaser for what I wanna do to him.

Me too! Fascists deserve bullets!

They have been pushing this slop so hard, they obviously want people to go back to associating the name to the video game and wipe all memories of that abysmal film. They also only gave review copies to simp-y publications so day 1 reviews would be high.

Because they’re done with the game and have moved onto their next thing, they explain this is literally one dudes passion project. That’s why there’s no Linux support, it’s one dude who wanted to play the game on his deck better. Sucks, but that’s the way it is.

lol of course power mods would say that.

Fuck that dumbass site.

Every time someone tries and pull out the “just imagine flying a plane” explanation all I can think is motherfucker you’re playing a fucking video game

Very suspicious that review copies weren’t given to publications that are much harder in their reviews.

I tried to get into it a few times but when you’ve played a couple thousand of hours of the Souls series, it came off a cheap imitation.

I bounced off the new one right away. It sounded fun on paper but the big lantern mechanic was over sold and not fun.