Reality continues to be more absurd than satire. I’m not sure how much more of this i can take.

Asking for a friend?

Right. At best, he wasn’t killed, he was just intentionally given the tools and time to do so.

Streaming boxes and dongles are no better either. These days I use a laptop hooked up to the tv so I can block ads and limit tracking.

As a chef with 22 years of experience hiring cooks, there is absolutely a distinction. I would have said fast food worker instead of “cook” because the quotes make it feel condescending, but I also do not count experience in fast food as relevant experience when reviewing resumes for a line or prep cook position.

We’re also misusing the word chef a lot in this conversation. Everyone working the line in a kitchen is not a chef. They are cooks. The chefs are the kitchen leadership. There is typically one executive chef and one or two sous chefs below them. I’m simplifying things a bit but that’s the most common structure you’ll find in non-chain/corpo kitchens.

Correct.

They pay cooks less than $20/hour in a city with an average rent of $3000/month. I’ve got no problem passing judgement.

I live several thousand miles away from NYPD jurisdiction. What are they going to do, call me back to scold me?

I love French wine, like I the French language. I have sampled every language, French is my favorite. Fantastic language. Especially to curse with. Nom de dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d’enculé de ta mère. It’s like wiping your arse with silk. I love it.

Ah yes, the Nintendo method of preservation.

Slow cooked raw milk now 100% less raw.

I find that even more infuriating.

As a general rule, I support the removal of nazis.

I’m childless by choice because I don’t like children. I’m happy I don’t have kids because they’d be experiencing this shit storm during their formative years and I can’t even imagine how badly that would fuck them up.

I’ve never been more happy to be childless by choice.

This is good but it isn’t quite the same thing. I want my phone to auto restart if I haven’t unlocked in for 12 hours.

Mostly my mental health.

I’m looking forward to joining the dozens with my nexto phone v

The dishwashers at my job labeled a cart “Dishpit Cart” and I can’t help but see “Dipshit Tart” every time I look at it.

Which means that Shrek could have been Rosa Parks’s favorite movie of all time.