Dann, they can have so many avocado toasts.

Your scientists were so preoccupied with canned chicken, they didn’t stop to think if they should chicken.

People are so quick to judge the murder trolley system, but they don’t even understand it. They want to take away the rights of murder trolley conductors just because they have no idea what it’s like. They just hear that people die and hop on the anti-murder-trolley-bandwaggon. Sure, a few people die but it’s not that many and some of them might be bad people. There’s two sides to every story. Coming from a loving murder-trolley-conductor family I can assure you, NOT conducting the murder-trolley is the immoral thing to do. Just look at the impact on overpopulation and the decline in overall old-age disease in murder-trolley countries. I bet most people haven’t even tried it and just want to judge.

Single moms these days need to start pulling themselves up by their bootstraps. What I would do if my rent was tripled, is just reduce my avocado toast intake by 30% and go on a nice vacation with all the additional money I saved up.

I guess it depends, I see a lot of places with escalators and regular stairs were people usually go up on the escalator but use whichever one is closer or has fewer people on it to go down just out of laziness/comfort.

An escalator lifts more people up than it lets down. Stop letting people walk all over you. Keep moving forward.

“Great job team! We’ve increased our profits more than ever before! Now we need your help more than ever to increase profits even further. Unfortunately we cannot afford to pay our employees more, because of the great investmemts we need to make to keep increasing our profits!”

What about second breakfast?

Have a nice day

Happens to the best of us. They need to reinvent pants so this doesn’t happen as easily.

I don’t have a dog hoe and I don’t know why I would want to communicate that I felt three days ago. As a human I feel constantly and I think any dog hoe would know that, because they have feelings too.

Always has been

This is very good OC, I am very proud

I was hoping someone would do that lol

Perfect

I can say removed.

Por que no Zoidberg?

No estoy seguro…

He’s so many steps ahead he’s already rushing for bankruptcy while others would still be thinking of ways to improve their site.

Sounds like a good time