Remind me again, why should Keir be in prison?
Everyone: Aww 🥹
My brain:
🎵 Beaaannss ooon meee.
Beans on me
Beeeaaaans meee ooooooon.
Beans on me
I’ll beeeee gooooone
In a pet or twooooooooooooooooo! 🎵
Can u get preganté?
Allow me to introduce my little friend:
But the electorate will forget as the conservative media keeps jangling the keys of the week for them to get outraged about, the progressive governments get pulled in every direction trying to fix every problem at the same time or at least be seen to be fixing it and at the same time lampooned by said conservative media for repeating the same point calling it “tired” when they rightfully blame the previous government for the mess they’re trying to clean up. The electorate disengages as they get rage burn out until they’re forced to pay attention because the election has been called. By then all they remember is the headlines from the conservative media, they get elected. The bosses are happy because they managed to weather the centrist government by convincing them to be left alone and controlling the attention of the plebs. Now their school mates are back in power for another 10 years so their asset portfolio can be taxed less and grow larger whilst those in the wage economy get shafted.
Same old neoliberal story.
That is unless the bosses decide that they can’t control the outrage of the plebs so instead they focus it away from themselves and onto minority groups and court a fascist to get elected. Then either way they win: the fascist erodes democratic institutions and formally establishes the oligarchy or fascist gets booted out and they get to install a “moderate” government further right leaning than the last moderate and get the neoliberal cycle back on track.
GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!
(gets grabbed by store security)
Ah now we see the violence in the system.
COME SEE THE VIOLENCE IN THE SYSTEM!
HELP! HELP! I’M BEING REPRESSED!
Lower Decks! Lower Decks!
But it’s a roll of the dice and what are the odds on killing Luigi triggering civil unrest that spirals out of control?
If they think the odds are low enough they’ll do it.
The Americans should make it clear that killing Luigi will result in mass riots and the killing of more CEOs.
Seems like people have already given up on the soap box and are giving up on the ballot box, America has already given up on the jury box and is already reaching for the ammo box.
Say what? Bacon reader still works?!
When the shitposter posts shit for long enough, they become the shitpost.
Oi, how did you take those pictures without me noticing?!
(stress eats)
There’s literally the handle of an electric kettle on the left side.
No this is something far worse: someone in the UK whom has strayed from the light and committed heresy!
May the Tea Gods have mercy upon them, for I shall have none!
Just four more years and then his papers get released. I can’t wait for the juicy details!
And just to piss you both off:
Fuck the CCP for their human rights abuses and systematic eradication of the Uyghur population’s culture.
Fuck Netanyahu for doing the same thing to the Palestinians whilst also bombing hospitals, raping women, and slaughtering children.
Fuck Russia for violating Ukraine’s sovereignty and breaking the security guarantee they signed.
And finally, fuck the US for being a hypocrite demanding decolonisation whilst also building up a global military presence and electing the orange turd twice!