

Being a bodyless head with a freak long tongue is not only okay—it can be an exciting opportunity
A kid in the womb is better off listening to old people’s regrets and dying wishes so they can handle dying of old age better when the time comes
I hit a kid with my car once so now I can litter and stuff without guilt
This is my favorite kind of review- thank you
I’d argue that the meat of a vegan human who consents to being eaten is vegan
There’s a classic relationship question (often as a joke, but sometimes unironically from an insecure partner) of “would you still love me if I was a worm?”
Am I getting a lot of downvotes?
Edit: oof, I just checked lol
Where I live, you can drive across town in 30 minutes. I once worked with a coworker who lived about a 15min drive from work (less than 8km), and it consistently took him 2 hours to get to work by bus.
Oh shit 9/10 dentists was an idiot? More evidence of the deepstate plot
Chad DMed this to me and asked me to spread the word about his new product bc he’s banned from half the fediverse
Idk what any of those 3 things are, but Chad made this himself
1/10 dentists surveyed was an IDIOT
Are flight attendants and hospital staff having more sex than BOH food service workers?
SFW
Edit: oh, this is an ad
Sponginess is a great word for it! I wanted to describe it as kind of fluffy, but that felt not quite right
It’s been so long that my description might not be reliable, but I remember it as a slightly fishy, gamey chicken, but much softer and juicier than other game meats
Gardein’s “ultimate” plant based chick’n nuggets already taste kind of fishy IMO, and I’ve found that soaking them in dill pickle juice before cooking makes them taste a lot like I remember gator tail being like
As a 10 year vegan, the meats I miss the most are gator tail and venison
People aren’t entitled to having their opinion heard by strangers