Being a bodyless head with a freak long tongue is not only okay—it can be an exciting opportunity
I can’t think of a single situation besides ransom that would require I spend $8,000 but, to answer your question, I would take out a loan.
Regardless, if my partner and I each made $4,000/mo, we’d have over $4,000/mo of discretionary spending, which is insane
I saw this in a TV show once
These are my total regular monthly joint expenses between both my partner and I:
Rent & Utilities: $1200
Entertainment: $150
Student loans: $200
Health/dental: $600
Groceries: $600
Business: $250
Auto: $250
=$3250
I assumed your first comment was sarcasm. $4k/mo sounds incredible
I’m always surprised to hear people dislike the taste after leaving it out. I leave a big cup of water out every night so it’ll taste better in the morning 😅
Are you from Florida? Because I want you on the floor… duh
Anachronistic baby Jesus cameo?
I don’t know if it’s explicitly stated anywhere, but my guess is it’s actually Seth (even though he also wasn’t born yet)
Edit: I was wrong- I assumed it was Cain and Abel bc it looks almost exactly like this illustration of them
But apparently it’s just a depiction of “people doing bad things like Cain” to justify the flood
In Germany, they don’t say “driving rapidly in a circle,” they say “Was soll der Scheiß? Pass doch auf, verdammt!” and I think that’s beautiful
20 hours to travel 2219km is 110km/hr. Around the narrow lane of a roundabout, that’s at least 6gs, which can be fatal without training
I’ll probably adopt this one by the time I hit 36 lol
This apk file has several trojans
27 year olds were 13 only 13 years ago. I feel like 36 is when you officially hit “not young”
Ah is it regional slang? That makes sense. I just edited this one from here
https://lemmy.zip/post/44069547
I’m just fucking with them bc I created the greentext they shared and they didn’t notice lol
I’ve never seen that link before in my life
This kind of overlap usually means they’re both talking about the same real incident. When multiple people share similar accounts spelled out with specific details, it makes it more plausible that something actually happened. Some healthy skepticism is good, but given the precise matches and consistency, it’s pretty reasonable to think these stories are probably based on real events, rather than that I made the 4chan one in photoshop after seeing this post
That’s not a booby trap- those are his loose jimmies
That doesn’t sound very effective though
Edit: (the goal is to injure someone rooting around in your pockets without your consent)
The test is they’re required to give me a million dollars. If they’re unable to do so because they don’t have access to a million dollars, they pass. If they do, I get a million dollars and they fail