I disagree, so my plan is just violence

Liberals facilitate fascism

Ohhh I remember that scene! Thanks

What?

I unironically enjoy that game. A 9 year old showed it to me

Good *mourning

I have IBS-D lol

Research life insurance policies, transfer my clients to other providers, and move everything important into my partner’s name (car title, utilities, etc) and create a list of all my passwords and such for her.

Just covering all the logistics would probably take most of the day, and I’d wanna clean and organize all my stuff/our apartment so she’s not stuck with that too.

I’d probably try to get about an hour on the phone with each of my immediate family members while I clean and organize.

Hopefully I’d have a few hours left to spend with my partner in the evening, which I imagine we’d mostly spend crying together

Also I’d max out my credit cards on online orders for stuff for my partner, friends, and family

This unironically seems like a decent LPT for some people struggling with sex addiction

Those are screenshots of embedded tweets from the article, but here’s an xcancel link! https://xcancel.com/apolloaisafety/status/1864737158226928124

It’s actually pretty interesting though. Entertaining to me at least

Go into debt if you have to

Lol! J’ai jamais pris la peine de le relire, et je pensais pas que ces mots étaient là. J’ai laissé DeepL faire la trad, et j’ai oublié que j’avais mis le mot anglais “weiner” (zizi)

Hein?

I couldn’t answer this bc I only learned about it recently (from a central FL native), so I asked Perplexity:

Many cultures observe superstitions regarding laundry on New Year’s Eve and Day. The belief is that doing laundry can “wash away” good fortune or even a loved one, suggesting that someone may die in the coming year. Consequently, it’s advised to refrain from cleaning or laundry on these days, with many people waiting until January 2 to resume such activities[1][2][3]. This superstition has roots in traditions like the Chinese Lunar New Year, where cleaning is also avoided to retain good luck[1][4].

Citations:

[1] Is it bad luck to clean and do laundry on New Year’s? The story behind the superstition

[2] It’s New Year’s Eve: Superstitions to bring good luck and avoid bad luck

[3] New Year’s Day Laundry Superstitions and Resolutions - The Spruce

[4] ‘Why I Haven’t Cleaned My Apartment on New Year’s Day for 12 Years’

Have you considered buying an LNG tanker?

Question 2 confuses me.

###Do you have automatic update checks enabled on your system?

Yes, with daily checks.

No, automatic updates are disabled.

My system checks daily for updates and notifies me, but doesn’t automatically update. Is this “other,” or “yes”? Is the “no” option meant to say “automatic update[ check]s are disabled”? Or am I misunderstanding what an update check is?

I love obvious plant lol

I’ll take this as a compliment to my photoshop skills! Def over-cropped it though

This is a photoshopped picture of my washing machine (which I use to do my laundry).

I had the meme idea separate from anything to do with the superstition, and just shoehorned that in tbh

Haha, no I initially made an opposite version right after making the first one and was waiting for a half decent opportunity to use it