Nah, it’s a constantly intensifying war between alien invaders (the toilet people) and a resistance group of electronics-based people.

Absurd as hell as a concept, but dude somehow makes it engaging?

Don’t ya know? Bonnie and Clyde played the FUCK out of Payday. Genghis Khan was real big on Crusader Kings.

I try to avoid paying them any attention unless someone wants me to look at or touch them thanks to the implication. Most of the time it’s just a place where I shouldn’t look, so it gets a little awkward in my head when someone has on a graphic tee that I want to read or look at.

Something to work around most of the time, but then can make a partner happy when they are appreciated as themselves when vulnerable enough to bare that much, which adds a little special dynamic that gets the brain chemicals doing their thing.

I can comment on something conservative, calling the people morons for being duped, and not get banned from every single left wing area by some power tripping shithead mod that thinks those comments are going to drive positive traction to those conservative spaces.

Some reddit mods are utterly fucking useless, and definitely need to go touch some fucking grass.

Edit adding a screenshot since someone’s butthurt enough to downvote: context was calling Jordan Peterson problematic

Someone who’s too fuckin lazy to wash their hands isn’t gonna take the time to read anything in public.

42.5 a week due to forced unpaid breaks. I’d rather just skip the unpaid break, but no choice.

Those boxes that only contain 1/2 of a motorcycle mirror or handle- do we say they contain motorcycle?

I haven’t laughed this fucking hard all year. Good stuff.

“Ay girl, can I call you potato salad? Cause you look cold and unappetizing.”

Ransomware of the future - endless nerve pain until you pay up fucko.

Intense burning and stabbing from every single nerve at the press of a key.

Looks like someone loaded the first level of Half-Life 2 in GMod.

“Let me play among the… uh… holes punched in the ceiling.”

Jpeg should be pronounced gaypeg whenever someone else chooses to pronounce gif as jif. Change my mind.

“How can she slap?!”

Him brain not do so good.

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Afaik, Unity just did a fucky wucky, and nobody can tell me otherwise.