Was it Luke Skyvvalker or Ham Solo?

Packaging said dishwasher safe.

Maybe they meant the packaging was dishwasher safe 🤔

BEAT THAT PETAR MOLINEXU!

Oh my. If Canada were to join the European Union, as well, we would have to rename the currency to “Euro Dollars”, or “Eddies” for short.

Oh, we can all egg you.

“Your passion and dedication to the game and its community have meant the world to us, and we are committed to providing visibility and updates throughout the transition process.”

Lol… what a lot of crap.

The news tomorrow:

Trump levies devastating 100% tarrifs on imports of consumer electronics and cars from Russia.

Canadian Metal? Oh no! What will Annihilator, Voivod and Anvil do now?

My god, what’s next, the most triumphant return of Geocities, replete with blinking text, construction signs and visitor counter?

Rule of Acquisition #17: A contract is a contract is a contract… but only between Ferengi.

The answer is: they do not give a shit.

They do not care about the US as a country.

They do not care about the Americans as a people.

They do not care about the economy.

They do not care about anything apart from their own personal interest. Lining their own pockets is all they care about. If someone helps them do that, they are friends with them. If they don’t, they do not matter.

Congratulations, you now officially live in a cleptocracy where they shake you down, take all of your money and give it to the guys who already have billions. All the taxes they claim to save by obliterating social security, affordable care etc? They are not going back to you, they will stuff them in Musk’s pockets through bullshit contracts and other schemes.

And at the same time, they are critically crippling the IRS to make sure the billionairs no longer even have to pretend to pay taxes.

In that case…

You need a new party that is everything the republicans accuse the democrats of being.

I think in psychology, this is called “projection”.

When “fuck everyone and everything up” becomes the sole raison d’état.

A true revolution: now featuring AI generated Wilhelm screams!

I’d have to say Invader Zim.

This timeline starts to feel more and more like the fourth season of Lexx.

Here comes the swamp
Here comes the swamp
And I say, it's fucked up
Little darling
It'll be a long, cold, lonely winter
Little darling

It'll feel like years since we've been sane
Here comes the swamp
Here comes the swamp
And I say, it's fucked up
Little darling

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